COMEDY III
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I said to the preacher, whoever said the lord moves in mysterous ways, hasn't seen my van on some mornings in March.

..It's unlawful in some suburbs of Florida beach towns like Miami Beach to obstruct a travelled wagon road. (Some maps were arrested, no road sign!).

..If I roll my 57 in to Edna's body shop, 50% or more of her labor is saving!

..John L. the obese golf pro who was endorsed by Trim Gym, would wear a Trim Gym promotion on his chest; And this was while he would also wear a Super Diner blurb on his sleeve, It wasn't so much that golf was of worth, the boss Jones was an alumni of CostCutters 111 in Business College, his Name is Jones Cheap Jones, his wife is Memo!

..On the fizz today was the "Unseen Sound Surround", with all the hush about this, and all you win is a splurge at the Shell station. The tip off was when The VW Beatles sang a song out of the oil drum!

..Linguists say that because the world's languages are blending and borrowing, we may all speak one world language. What is spoken most? Enish, Portussian or Spanrish?

....With no borrowed words between some languages, if we learn all of the foreign words of Greek and know 100% of it, in a just world, at the moment they'd know all of Me, I likewise know 100% of rich.

..I'm So Whiz..

..I was reading 80 of the "all new" Old Reader's Digest I got from living by the softwear store cheap. It's been real. When I read some of the comics in Reader's Digest I realized most of what I see on the box must be what.

A good way I use to win lofat is to save and eat light in just the hours after 6 PM. This is good because no matter how much fat is in the chips nobody has lunched on any milk or chips at bedtime in all of modern or ancient history!

A flea market sale in the late 1940's post WWII ended with a Van Gough being bought for a good price and worth millions in the 90's when the painting was dusted off, and it they saw where it says "Vincent". I wonder if they bought it or sold it? If it sold, they could just type on the web and print out with all the millions they saved! ...
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