I know this sweet lady of 23. The other morning she put on her makeup, lit a cigarette, and there was the most cute beautions explosion! She smiles at 20,000 smiles per hour! She leans against the frame of the picture she's in wherever she goes, but she'll never fall out!
I'm going to Miami this winter. They won't send it up here!
Surgeon:"Whoops! Sorry I replaced your left hip instead of your right!"
Patient:"No problem! I'll be able to walk twice as much and always zoom up the superhighway!"
"Who to call if you've had an accident?" Not a lawyer, the ER, the lawyer has no band aid with diagnoses!
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What I like the most about sleep learning? It calms me, a lot!
What's good about the lawn patience prayer is the trimming at Christmas!
I used to have a cheap, cheap ISP. Real Cheap. So cheap when I'd want to save to the web, it wasn't save as, it was Act as Save As If!
"When was the Great Fire of London of 1666?" "15:88! It was " slow shower"!"
It's well known that Fort Payne Alabama is the "Sock Capitol of the World"...HERE'S WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW;
If you save up 100,000 socks you go to live in a Big Shoe!
If there are holes in the socks you pay the bank with for a loan, a sock collector arrives. Some pay with a yarn with visits if on a shoestring.
Sock robbers have Goodriches with brake shoes they can't outrun the law with.
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You go to the ATM Machine and they lend you socks!
When you walk in the store, with the rug voltage you're more and more rich!
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