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I have real web safety! I have a password so safe even my memory can always find the web!
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What's the greatest yarn ever written for sophomores about a cyber goddess? Unlimited Urn Access for Greeks!

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Out in the country, the more music like rock and roll changes the more the banjo and violin stay famous!
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Vanna is even smarter than a phd, she likes 26,000 fonts, and most are P-H-AND-D!
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I saw this health aid today, it said this dish helped millions of people for thousands of years. Amazing. It must work well if they are so strong they all lived for thousands of years!
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What is it when you have a watch in the vitamin store and it sails away? Time released!
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