Thursday, November 24, 2005

How The Weather Woman May Save More Stamps

OUT INN This WEATHER

I've heard they are developing hot and cool beams for outdoor use. The beams would be via electric heating and cooling. The cooling was developed in the 1960's and the same beam goes from cool to hot at the speed of Xmas when its the national anthem and the wheels whirl in the air and go shboom shboom. The source of the beam would be on the roof of a SUV or tractor (also good about porches for the neighbors, since it would heat a much smaller volume of room it would be much cheaper than a heated porch). The wearer like a UPS lady or other would wear a special winter outfit that the heat from the beam (perhaps just usual focused summer type heat) would go through and the inner layer would heat up, the outer layer would retain the heat and shield from the wind. It would be lighter than usual outfits, and much more agile, in the outdoors it would be paradise by the dashboard light- and heat! For safety it has overheat stop, or they could just go near or far from the van. While it won't reach to the far realm of the wearer just the usual walking around may be enough to be warm on all sides. A portable wheeled robot beam source that downloads power from the van to find the right angle may aid the outdoors' most radiant personality as she walks with you. Or the suit would have special pads on perhaps the knees and arms that would collect the heat from the beam and use this to power the rest of the outfit by wires or heat pipes. For cool in the summer they say a special cool absorbing outfit may be worn, valorious for UV40 reports with PR jog!

I got the power actually around 2005; I decided to make just this Resolution twice this year; To stop visits to the store for Fizz, To win millions in the big cashbox; and the Third resolution was No More Resolutions- of Super Size is cheap till June 27!
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I never win anything, even in weather like this! I hear severe weather advisories, and it's always in another code!
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Did you hear about that luxury sized woman who is in a lawsuit to stop TV stations from just hiring small anchor women? What a woman earns should be like Maureen O'boyl! She's an anchor and a good power dreamboat!
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