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If time is money why should the rich or us ever pass on, just buy 1000 more years on layaway!
Some of the rich live in houses so big they have to run from room to room just to reach the other side of the room. Who says they don't get enough exercise!
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What's good about my opthomolgist is, she always sees her patients!
.They now have a cinema about a vampire who lives out in the country of the Ozarks. In the pilot, he bites in the bloodstream and sips two pints of Fizz Lite!
When you buy a farm you buy lots of morning dawns and beautious PM's that are rum and worthwhile, but then what's a farm for? Well, ya know, the cost of living never goes up.
Copyright has always been influenced by the history of copying machines. Franklin said, "To Counterfeit is death!" He also said, "A Memo Is Love of Life!"
I saw this egg box, I think if egg boxes are without added BHT this is how the hens sit so well on a cushion they lay the eggs; who ever heard of a tipsy hen!
I'm praying for a beautician to be a goddess at christmas, no, she already is!
Paris Hilton says she wanted to be a veteranarian, and thought she couldn't then she realized she owned Lassie, The Beatles Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! And The Miami Heat.
I know this woman who wears a beehive, and we enrapture, enshrine and exalt her each day, because she's a honey bee with her oozing comb and brush.
If you see a drunk Woman on the roof and she says she'll only come down for more beer, the drinks are on the house but we won't be for months perhaps! Saves a lot on pull ups with Ginger Ale far from the health booze store!
What I like about where I live is, we will always be on lots of maps!
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MORE LOW SALT UNSATURATED CHIPS!
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