COMICS


They may have found the dude who in 1971 gave a ransom note to the airliner over Oregon for 200,000 and parachuted to the ground and wasn't seen or heard from, except when he would yell, I'm rich! and they would yell, He's Not rich! He's doing time ! They think his name was C.B. Cooper and they may have gotten contact with his uncle, who was the informer, ect. The ATM's on the airliner were all closed for 480 months!


They found Amelia Airheart! She's selling Amway in Australia!


They're using what's called smell marketing to put "scents invents" in stores, this won't work well for the seafood diet, or the garlic diet you always are in more of the same!


They are remeasuring Mt. Everest in Nepal, they don't know how high it is. What was the highest mountain before they found it? The Marinas trench.


Cheeze has all this bad stuff for you, fat and salt. Milk is much better, it's often the best "whey to get your cheeze!"

It was raining so much I thought I heard a sound. It was someone out mowing the lawn in a mower boat! For a sail around the block!
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An octopus was driving up the superhighway at 57 mph listening to old gold songs on the radio in his 1950's car. He crashed and broke four legs two arms and some ribs. He's in the ER in bandages and traction and the nurse walks in tuning her radio to a classic gold station. He says, what's that song you're tuning, bad song, and she sez, What song? You mean "Breaking up is hard to do!"
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