SWIMMER'S HUMOR
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SWIM HUMOR Is MOIST The MARIA-ER ROOM WHEN The HEAT Outside is 95!
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"IF H2O Is THE COSMIC SOLVENT JUST THE ROOM BETWEEN THE STARS IS UNDISSOLVED!"
They have these in room swiming pools with a wave machine so the water moves and the room is stationary. But if they stop swimming in the tub they never go down the drain thanks to a convienient on off option!
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A fierce gust of wind knocked Mike Luise's car into a river near Rome, Italy, in 1983. He managed to break a window, climb out and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him. His family sued the owner of the S&L in the village where he lived because he had wind, flood, automobile, and life and limb insurance!
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The Titanic was the first ocean liner to have a swimmimg pool and a gym, wish my swimming pool had more life boats in the summer and more radar, and a blonde bombshell in the ship to blast our way to shore wouldn't be so bad either!
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If a woman has blonde hair that goes eco from swimming pool chlorine, when she puts ketchup on it balances the hues well, and her red and green hair is why I'm dreaming of a blonde Christmas!
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Captain Matthew Webb of England was the first to swim the English Channel using swimming moves invented by Benjamin Franklin. Franklin didn't actually swim the ocean of the channel, the ocean was stretched out between the US and England following 1776.
Captain Matthew Webb of England was the first to swim the English Channel using swimming moves invented by Benjamin Franklin. Franklin didn't actually swim the ocean of the channel, the ocean was stretched out between the US and England following 1776.
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Add a Room to A Swimming Pool, Your Web Page's Worth Goes Up...
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A swimming pool in the living room with the baseboard watertight may be of real worth. Raise and lower the furniture to the roof with a machine and add water in and out from a tank. The floor's always clean always shines up! cleans up! cheers up! and never cleans down!
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An outdoor air filled swimming pool with inflatable roof- so you can go for a swim in the rain!
A swimming pool in the basement. Thanks to my landlady, mine already is!
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A swimming pool on the roof, the roof of the world will never leak, and your boat/ plane/van will always have a lot with a view of the beach!
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LAW OF INERTIA FOR SWIMMERS
A swimmer at rest will remain in motion, except when acted upon by an outside force, like a sighting of Victoria Principle in her exercise hour!
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