How a Boat Can Push A Yugo Up The Road!

It was so hot on the 20th Day of Christmas my Fast Food gave to me, More days of Xmas, cheaper than The Mayo!

If you're so hot in the heat your dogs are barkin, they have shoes that pump air as you walk to cool your feet. I have actually tried a pair of these from Kmart. They may be good for Olympic Marathons, but for lower power like walks my feet were about the same, OUCH! real hot (if your wife has a big perm, great on a hot day is a fan that whispers sweet AHHH in her ears, if the fan is a Airliners!) Water cooled footwear has been invented faster than a jogger by a fast food resturant! A well around the upper foot is a torus and holds the water, sort of an elf boot when most of us hope it's Christmas. The Well is the top of a bootie that goes in any feetwear. As the person walks the air is pumped up to the well. The flow of the air in bubbles from the bottom of the well to the top cools the air, the cooled air then flows by more tubes down to the room between the feetwear and the bootie, cooling the feet. Walking a mile in the heat takes just 2 ounces of water if cooled, four if of uncooled water. What's the cushy way to walk to the beach at Christmas if you live in MA? An old trick I learned from Emma, just jog from the window sofa of the airliner to the door-if the door is in Miami Beach by the motel of the exercise goddess!
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